Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin❓ ️

Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery❓

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word ❓ ️

Why is it that Doctors call what they do ‘practice’ ❓ ️

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons ❓️

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker ❓ ️

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour ❓️

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food ❓ ️

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes ❓ ️

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ❓️

Why, if that Indestructible black box is used on airplanes, don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff ❓

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains ❓ ️

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?❓

Why if con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress❓ ️

Why, if flying is so safe, do they call the airport the terminal ❓

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage❓️

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front❓️

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke❓ ‍

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters❓️

Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight❓️

Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering❓️