Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin 

Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery❓

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word  

Why is it that Doctors call what they do ‘practice’  

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons 

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker  

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour 

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food  

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes  

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections 

Why, if that Indestructible black box is used on airplanes, don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff 

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains  

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why if con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress 

Why, if flying is so safe, do they call the airport the terminal 

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage❓️

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front❓️

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke 

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters❓️

Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight❓️

Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering❓️

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