Our good government elite wants us to eat bugs for breakfast (and lunch and dinner) to save the world from climate change. After all, steers defecate and fart. Plus, they lunch on a bunch of grass or grain or whatever we grow to feed them, which takes fertilizer, fuel, and stuff to grow.

Connecting the dots is, well, subjective. When commenting on bugs vs. cattle, our good mid-west farmer friend said, well, I hope we elected the right administration. Er, the administration (which is left, not right) elected is the one promoting this.

If an American cattle and grain farmer doesn’t see the light, who will?