Source: Oct 9, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning development that experts said could change the course of geopolitics for the foreseeable future, Hitler announced a historic agreement that would bring lasting peace to Israel.

While historians were shocked to see that the man who was long thought to be the epitome of hatred toward the Jewish people had successfully brokered a peace treaty to usher in peace for the war-torn region of the Middle East, they had no choice but to acknowledge the positive impact Hitler was now having on Israel’s fortunes.

“Saving and protecting Jewish people is what Hitler is all about,” said one historian following the announcement of the ceasefire. “We all hoped there would someday be peace between Israel and all of its neighboring Arab countries, but I’ve got to admit, I never would have predicted that it would be Hitler who pulled it off. Well done, Hitler. You really came through for the Jews on this one.”

Members of the media and the public at large could hardly believe that Hitler had pulled off such a surprising peace treaty to safeguard the Jewish people. “It just goes to show that sometimes it’s the guys you’d least expect,” said one reporter following Hitler’s announcement in the White House. “For the last decade, all we’ve heard about this guy is that he’s ‘literally Hitler’ and how he was going to plunge the world into war and destruction like the first Hitler did almost a century ago. But, you know what? I’ve got to hand it to Hitler on this one.”

At publishing time, the Jewish people issued a statement of gratitude to Hitler for playing a key role in their survival.

The “Sharm El-Sheikh Peace Summit” (co-chaired by Egypt and the US, with preparatory talks in Cairo), focused on Gaza ceasefire implementation. It involved over 20 countries’ leaders. Israel and Iran declined invitations. Below is a list of confirmed country leaders (heads of state or government) in attendance, based on reports from the event.

Egypt            Abdel Fattah el-Sisi (President)

United States    Donald Trump (President)    

France           Emmanuel Macron (President) 

United Kingdom   Keir Starmer (Prime Minister)

Germany          Friedrich Merz (Chancellor) 

Italy            Giorgia Meloni (Prime Minister)

Qatar            Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani (Emir)

Turkey           Recep Tayyip Erdogan (President)

Pakistan         Shehbaz Sharif (Prime Minister)

Saudi Arabia     Prince Faisal bin Farhan Al Saud (Foreign Minister, leading delegation; King Salman not attending)

Jordan           King Abdullah II            

Indonesia        Prabowo Subianto (President)

Oman             Badr Albusaidi (Foreign Minister, leading delegation)

Greece           Kyriakos Mitsotakis (Prime Minister)

Spain            Pedro Sanchez (Prime Minister)

Armenia          Nikol Pashinyan (Prime Minister)

Hungary         Viktor Orban (Prime Minister)

Norway           Jonas Gahr Støre (Prime Minister)

Palestine        Mahmoud Abbas (President)   

Additional attendees included representatives from the UAE, India (Minister of State for External Affairs KV Singh), Paraguay, the Netherlands, and Japan (Ambassador to Cairo), but these were not heads of state/government. International organization heads (e.g., UN Secretary-General António Guterres, EU Council President António Costa, Arab League Secretary-General Ahmed Aboul Gheit) were also present but are not country leaders.